Schneier on Security: Fun with Secret Questions
Schneier on Security: Fun with Secret Questions.
This is hilarious! I usually recommend people use non-sequitor-ized question&answer pairs for security questions (Q: What is your favorite TV show? A: A good movie) but these are great!
Some of my faves:
Q: What the hell is your fucking problem, sir?
A: This is completely inappropriate and I’d like to speak to your supervisor.
Q: Are you really who you say you are?
A: No, I am a Russian identity thief.
Q: Do you expect me to talk?
A: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
(This one is a little too easy to guess, but still makes me chuckle.)
Q: What is your favorite color ?
A: Blue. No… yellow.
Q: Pick a number from one to ten
A: Eleven
Q. What is 42?
A. Six times nine
(All time best geek culture reference!)
Nothing like a good Conan (The Barbarian… not the skinny white guy)!
A: What is best in life?
Q: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
[...] a different way of verifying user identity. We are all familiar with The Security Question† which myself and others have written of before, as well as some possible ways to enhance that method. [...]
Preference and Question Based Security « Thoughts On The Wire said this on 23-Nov-2010 at 3:36 PM |